Most religion bloggers say that they prayerfully consider each speaking request. I don’t pray about it at all.

I freak out.

If you are still set on inviting me, here’s what you need to do to get me to come talk:

  • Tell me there will only be about five people.
  • Say that I can wear blue jeans.
  • Promise me you will have sweet tea and only nice people.

Then, I promise to think about it.

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